Gets Reformed

Wednesday 06/08/14 10:54 AM - Lm. Jack McArdle ss cc

We always get the person who gets reformed, converted too much.

There is the story of the changed man who asked, 'You stopped smoking because she asked you to?' 'Yes,' he answered. 'And you stopped drinking because she asked you to?' 'Yes,' he said proudly. 'And you stopped gambling because she asked you?' 'Yes.' 'And yet you've never married her?' 'well, you see, after I had reformed like that, i found that I could do much better than marry her.'

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